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Sweatshirt — “Fuck Corporate Christmas” Retro Candy Cane Skate Design

$29.99
Colors: Arctic White
Sizes: S
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30 days return policy.
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About the product
A soft, structured sweatshirt that speaks for those who feel done with holiday gloss and prefer honest, cheeky humor. The front shows a vintage-style ice skate illustration and bold, distressed lettering that flips the usual Christmas cheer into something wry and relatable. Lightweight enough for layered winter looks, it keeps shape with side seams and a ribbed collar, while the medium-heavy fabric gives a cozy, lived-in feel. Wear it to low-key holiday gatherings, late-night walks through quiet streets, or cozying up with friends who get the joke — it’s designed to be comfortable, durable, and unapologetically real.

Product features
- Side seams for lasting shape and structure
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for stretch retention
- Necktape (twill) for comfort and reduced stretching
- Medium-heavy fabric (≈9.9 oz/yd²) — 80/20 cotton/poly (varies by color)
- Tear-away label, stylish fit, runs true to size

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Fiber composition

Fiber composition

Solid and heather colors are 80% cotton, 20% polyester, Smoke colors are 70% cotton, 30% polyester, Heather Grey is 75% cotton, 25% polyester, Charcoal is 52% cotton, 48% polyester.

With side seams

With side seams

Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support

Ribbed knit collar with seam

Ribbed knit collar with seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Necktape

Necktape

Twill tape covers the neck seam to stabilize the back of the shirt for a more comfortable feel and prevent stretching

Age restrictions

Age restrictions

For adults

Other compliance information

Other compliance information

Meets the EU REACH requirements

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Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.

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